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you people will just. say anything

#Tbf tho the bechdel test is pretty shitty #Like dgmw this is a stupid take but it’s a lame test anyway

okay but do you understand that liz wallace made the bechdel-WALLACE test because she was a dyke who wanted to go to movies and pretend the characters were dykes and her friend alison bechdel happened to put her silly little litmus assessment into a comic strip and then the rest of everyone else decided it was a bona fide way of means testing media for Feminist Content? do you know that? it doesn’t sound like you know that

some of you are the dumbest motherfuckers alive

recently my good friend colin robinson introduced me to a new form of currency—calls it the "crypt" currency. now i've never been particularly business-minded, but his pitch was rather convincing. he even set me up with something called "batcoin", which, naturally, i was drawn to.

[cut to colin robinson] so over the past week i have, successfully, scammed over two thousand people

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

the best first date question is obviously "as a kid did you ever just like, burn things". you will be able to gain everything you need to know from their answer or even just their immediate reaction

a few people asking what the right answer is meant to be- there isnt an objectively correct answer, it tells you whatever you need to know

that being said the correct answer for me is "yes, frequently"

okay lots of people adding their answer which is very cool and chill. however some of you are just explicitly confessing to arson which i would personally advise against on a public platform. like just the confession part though. like be gay do fire crimes but dont snitch on yourself

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

Commissions are open!

(Or if you simply enjoy my comics and wanna let me know, consider a small tip!)

you people will just. say anything

#Tbf tho the bechdel test is pretty shitty #Like dgmw this is a stupid take but it’s a lame test anyway

okay but do you understand that liz wallace made the bechdel-WALLACE test because she was a dyke who wanted to go to movies and pretend the characters were dykes and her friend alison bechdel happened to put her silly little litmus assessment into a comic strip and then the rest of everyone else decided it was a bona fide way of means testing media for Feminist Content? do you know that? it doesn’t sound like you know that

some of you are the dumbest motherfuckers alive

recently my good friend colin robinson introduced me to a new form of currency—calls it the "crypt" currency. now i've never been particularly business-minded, but his pitch was rather convincing. he even set me up with something called "batcoin", which, naturally, i was drawn to.

[cut to colin robinson] so over the past week i have, successfully, scammed over two thousand people

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

the best first date question is obviously "as a kid did you ever just like, burn things". you will be able to gain everything you need to know from their answer or even just their immediate reaction

a few people asking what the right answer is meant to be- there isnt an objectively correct answer, it tells you whatever you need to know

that being said the correct answer for me is "yes, frequently"

okay lots of people adding their answer which is very cool and chill. however some of you are just explicitly confessing to arson which i would personally advise against on a public platform. like just the confession part though. like be gay do fire crimes but dont snitch on yourself

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’